I
usually get up with him to give him his first feeding. I have become so accustomed to this habit
that I would gladly wrestle a ticked-off mountain lion to keep this
privilege.
Our
time is the early time
If
I delay in picking him up out of the crib, his exhalations become progressively
louder. He doesn’t coo. It’s more like the sound someone makes on a
commercial when they’ve just drunk a cold drink with sweat rolling down the
sides of the glass.
“AAAHHH!” is the only way I can write it in letters.
“AAAHHH!” is the only way I can write it in letters.
He does that over and over. “AAAAHHHH!!!” Then he’ll roll over and start gnawing on his fists. Then again. “AAAAHHH!!!” Then he’ll grab his little feet. Again. “AAAAHHHH!” and on and on, louder and louder.
By the time
I get in there, our apartment sounds like we have a large group of people
sampling ice-cold beverages in the baby’s room.
When I poke
my head over the side of the crib, Jonah raises one eyebrow, and smiles. If he could talk, I believe he would say,
“Hey, it’s that guy again. I like
him. He feeds me and wipes my
bottom.” Or, he would say, “Hey, welcome
to Jonah’s playhouse. It’s a whale of a
good time. I will be your entertainment
for this morning.” Or, he would say,
“I’m cute. I know it. Haven’t even combed my hair or brushed my
gums, but I know I’m cute.”
Then, the best part: he starts laughing out loud.
He has
progressed in his humor from giggling or just cooing to straight-out
laughter. You know, the nyuk nyuk from the
Three Stooges kind of laughter. It’s
awesome.
In the
morning, the coolest part is that it’s just us.
I know that he laughs like that throughout the day, but I like to think
that his first laugh is for me. That’s
why I wouldn’t trade it. There are plenty
of people who love Jonah, and we love to show him off and share him with
others. But it’s great to have something
special, even when he’s this young. The
morning is ours.
So, when
he’s had a good laugh, I’ll pick him up and he grabs my shoulders and we go
into the living room. If he’s still
sleepy, he’ll put his head on my shoulder, too. He’s getting to the point now where he
doesn’t like to be held nearly as much, so getting him when he’s still a little
sleepy is important for this snuggly time.
If I try to hold him during the day, he flops like a marlin.
Then, in
the calm of the morning, I do one of the cruelest things a father can ever do
to a baby. I sit him up on the couch, put the bib on him, and hold the bottle
in front of his face. And he knows what
it is. His eyes get really big and his
arms and legs pump like pistons. But I
don’t give it to him.
I’m waiting
for the best part: his tongue moves in
and out of his mouth, trying to imagine what that bottle would be like.
Sometimes,
I give him the bottle before he begins to cry too hard. Man that’s mean! But it’s fun, too. Jonah sucks down that first bottle quicker
than any other of the day, mostly because I “prime his hunger” with my cruelty.
No comments:
Post a Comment